On texting

"I hate it."

"Well. That is a good opinion."

"I hate you."

"Less of an opinion and more of a fact?"

"Stop playing with syntax. If i needed a dictionary i would have used google."

"Black and white and technologically savvy. Hot."

"I'll show you hot."

"Sounds like what Bin Laden said when he spoke about nuclear power."

"Oh, what, so now i am a terrorist?"

"Honestly...?"

"Beat me."

"Google says a terrorist is someone who attacks others using terror or fright."

"12 year olds have better methods of flirting."

"Better than talking? Hmm. I think thats illegal."

"I hate you."